would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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