Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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