Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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