Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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