And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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