yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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