two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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