You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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