i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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