Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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