Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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