And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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