quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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