Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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