he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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