I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
