just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
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