Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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