i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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