Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I am available for nakedness
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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