it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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