shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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