The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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