Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
youre lurking in front of me
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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