Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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