Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I have already put on my inside pants.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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