how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just pynch a tree in the face
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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