Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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