So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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