My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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