Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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