By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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