I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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