I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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