hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
