her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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