He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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