At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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