What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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