I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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