I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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