oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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