I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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