Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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