Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Can I color on your dick again?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
