do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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