How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Your cock deserves a montage
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Randomize
