discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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