Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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