Small penises have feelings too.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Randomize
