And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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