Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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