just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
there's paper in my vomit.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
