She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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