Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
