we're blogging at a bar
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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