it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
