Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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