do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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