Pants 0. Shit 1.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
