I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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